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that-big-gay-impala: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK this is so accurate it hurts

Dream (Jorge Luis Borges) If dreaming really were a kind of truce (as people claim), a sheer repose of mind, why then if you should waken up abruptly, do you feel that something has been stolen from you? Why should it be so sad, the early morning? It

My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it.. I’m on mine, and this is so accurate.

So I decided to get a quick edit of Dashie’s cute flank and do a bit more experimenting with this one to in order to get it as show accurate as possible.THIS CAME OUT SIMPLY MARE-VELOUS TO ME!!!! ^-^ ~ShutterflyEQD

edwardspoonhands: quasiflexuralaquarian:thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Seeing Teachers in Public 👀 (W/ Calypso_May & taylor shrum) As a teacher, this is so accurate I grew up in a place with tremendous urban sprawl so it was unthinkably unlikely

gokuderes: when your notp is the most popular ship in the fandom

marxism-sjwism: autistic-nano-shinonome: scotsdragon: autistictalk: Aspergers/autism is seeing a needle, and then a minute later possibly noticing the haystack. This is so accurate it almost hurts. I don’t understand this it means you pick up

rifa: dominawritesthings: prokopetz: oudeteron: miriamheddy: oudeteron: bustysaintclair: 18 years ago when I was coming out, y’all made the word “bisexual” so dirty that for years the only word I felt was accessible to me was “queer”,

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary. haha this is so true :)

andthentheresthisone: tuhmblr-logic: proudblackconservative: I don’t even watch anime and I sort of get the joke. I feel like this might be hilarious to people who watch it on a regular basis. The 4kids one is so accurate. Im fucking dead

dr-archeville: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: tharook: drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: This is so accurate it hurts Like This show literally packages misogyny as being funny and laughable provided it‘s “Geeks” doing it watching

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

hrm00: I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

djinnanddragons: geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something: That is so accurate that’s it’s scary.

willowcrowned:fanfiction is so unbelievably stupid you’ll be like oh i want to write about some finctional dudes and suddenly you’re knee deep in two hundred year old inheritance laws

GUESS WHAT THIS IS ME AFTER READING “MEMORY OF AMBER”:

bethanyactually: thatsthat24:kairibloodheart:thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:Cuteness Can Be Frustrating 🐶Fun fact: if you are frustred, flustered, miffed over something cute it is probably because you have the desire to protect it. so that feeling is

djwholesomebreakfast: getting into a new game series like

I share my Spotify with my mom and little sister so my Spotify Wrapped is completely inaccurate and kinda pointless to look at lol

caminc: So I was looking through that new thing called the internet, checking some websites. When I came across this, and it is weirdly accurate. I mean… Damn.

Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying

theyuseifan: scarecrowartist: Future cosplay in the works you are real life Miguel and nobody can tell me otherwise

kihentai: I don’t know what i’m doing, sorry *A* i got the idea after seeing a similar swimsuit at the mall last week, and i couldn’t resist drawing katsura in it. the jokes are really lame i’m sorry * A *

santatveit: going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch

excluhsive: When my mom gives me the phone to talk to my relatives

...and then there was

nevaehtyler: challa6: challa6: nevaehtyler: This is so accurate it hurts. Proof? And who is the blue person? A smurf or something? I really do hope that you’re joking, but in case you’re not the blue person is a police officer. Proof? You can

oncecreepybeckett: oncecreepybeckett-blog: Inception - 2010 No matter how many Inception fics I read, I always imagine Ariadne and Robert ending up together like this. My interpretation and this fic go together like salt and pepper. I love it so much,

ragingbitchfest:stylinfcuk:laughing so hard because this is so accurate We used AIM but same thing. LOL, is this worldwide?

iamthecutestofborg: waluiginumberwahn: myuniverse137: This is so accurate it hurts I’m not alone omfg thanks for this I feel so much better Ooooooh my gosh the fourth and seventh ones…

everthekinkier: vaginaandmagirl: i-provide-you-defer: The soul of it, right there. Definitively so. ABDOFUCKINGLUTELY! THIISSS THHIIISSS THIIISSSS! A MILLION TIMES OVER SIR! I don’t know why this is so accurate in the bedroom and so false

captain-chai: impsexual: Tea comes in two delicious flavors: hot grass water and hot grass water with a stale lemon aftertaste. I fucking love tea but this still made me crack up BECAUSE IT IS SO ACCURATE FOR THE PEOPLE I’VE MET WHO DISLIKE TEA.

strokemedude: bonermakers: This is so accurate, I think, for a lot of dudes in high school and college. It’s somewhat safe to take about se with your bros. And as you’re figuring out your sexuality, maybe you and your college roommate or some frat

nobodylaughsanymoree: that-big-gay-impala: itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK this is so accurate it hurts

bonermakers: This is so accurate, I think, for a lot of dudes in high school and college. It’s somewhat safe to take about se with your bros. And as you’re figuring out your sexuality, maybe you and your college roommate or some frat bros watch a

marassagirl: marxism-sjwism: noobgroomer: marxism-sjwism: autistic-nano-shinonome: scotsdragon: autistictalk: Aspergers/autism is seeing a needle, and then a minute later possibly noticing the haystack. This is so accurate it almost hurts. I don’t

dancingpurge: homecrust: cuppacats: richpeopledancingsilly: devils-dance-floor: The Land of Wind and Heat HOLY SHIT THATS LIKE EXACTLY HOW IT IS!!!! The Land of Heat and Astronomy huh Traffic and Heat omg This is so accurate Coffee and glass oh,

redsky-noise: just-a-disordered-psychotic: this is so accurate… perfect way to put it. when people ask ‘how can i help’ you dont know because you dont know whats wrong oh my fucking god…. fuck… this is seriously… wow.

misterpornographic: sleeping-with-w0lves: voiceof-treason: nointerrruption: when you’re blowing a guy and he swears under his breath this is accurate when getting head and it feels so good you feel the need to swear under your breath

devineanime: caminc: So I was looking through that new thing called the internet, checking some websites. When I came across this, and it is weirdly accurate. I mean… Damn. True…except the would bang guys bit.

dutchster: existentialismandmakeup: miikachu: onlylolgifs: High Five New York See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls. that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

lapfoxs: all-that-is-pokemon: My brother just sent this to me. The bottom part is so accurate I can’t even. TRANSFER IT TO POKEMON X/Y AND PET THEM IN POKEMON AMI

afire-inside: my problem with writing stories is that i’d rather imagine it and play it out in my mind than actually put it into words THIS IS SO ACCURATE

porcellaindolle: phansbumsex: skyethedoctor: Me in a nutshell. His face is pretty accurate too. He is so proud too and it is so perfect

partly-cloudie: cinematicsymphony: This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be. I yell yay and clap when my niece falls. She gets up and

hoshiko2: monochromerain: iluvzarasheskawaii: siouxsie—skeleton: aquariuminmypants: thisblogisriddikulus: paronomastic: thepiraticalwizard: coffeemustache: gpoy And this is why I don’t speak to people. This is so accurate that it hurts

rememberingsuunday: Do you have that one friend who you just adore and your friendship with them is so unique that you literally cannot have another friendship even close to it and you just have so much fun together and there’s never a dull moment

shinobicyrus: queerpropaganda: “can men and women really be just friends??” straight people are so weird It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

dutchster: existentialismandmakeup: miikachu: onlylolgifs: High Five New York See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls. that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

dutchster: existentialismandmakeup: miikachu: onlylolgifs: High Five New York See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls. that sign is so accurate right now it’s scary

actuallyrealenjolras: sarcasticsabreur: relatableed: bleed-in-ink: Constantly torn between “if I show symptoms I’m real and valid” and “I can’t show any symptoms because then I’ll be a bother so I have to internalize everything.” Dont

ironinkpen: what’s better than this…. just teams being memes *pidge says anything* “shut up you’re like 12″ they argue over all noises, not just laser noises “and we’ll turn on the particle barrier and it’ll be like pshwoosh” “actually

hidingoutbackstage:I’m right and I should say it

itsninjam: tedmosbyisnotajerk: if anyone ever asks me what tumblr is i’m gonna show them this video and just walk away GOD ITS 5AM AND IM TRYING TO HOLD IN MY LAUGHTER FUCK

lebanesetoaster: neverdoubtcloudswillbreak: OH. MAH. GOD. *LICK*…’tholemathe’ So… Brittana is totally Xena and Gabrielle reincarnated, right?

Ah, it is me again ..sending a lil doodle for yah,cuz the doggy is cuteyorkie <3 (whispersi'mstilllilshitinhumanssoidrawyouthepenguinwtheotheranglewthedoggy):“”“”’^) oMGFGHKFMHJgfjfgGJJim laUGHING bc hes whining at me rn SDGDGFGTHIS IS

kinkydaydreams: I think I’m struggling so much with dating sites because the messages I get there are so similar to the ones I get here (minus the dick pics, generally), and my immediate reaction is ‘no’ because that’s what it is on here.The

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